the so called history of me

because my cousin jay did this and i’m bored as shit, i’m doing it too. please forgive and jay? it’s all your fault.

01. Raised in:
Devon, PA

02. Planned baby:
no. in fact, my parents lied and told everyone they eloped in may when they actually were pregnant with me but didn’t get married until july. i was born in february and they said i was full term, but i was only 5 lbs 3 oz, so i just don’t know. none of it makes sense and it’s all shrouded in lies. fine start, eh?

03. Birth date:
02/20/1951

04. Any siblings:
1 sister

05. Younger or older?
i’m the old one

06. Hair color:
blonde with lovely gray highlights

07. Hair length:
long and straight

09. Eye color
blue

10. Shoe size:
7.5

11. Mood:
bored and nervous

12. Smell:
lavender

13. height:
5′ 3.5″ (i gained a half inch after my lumbar fusion surgery. yay!)

14. Lefty/righty:
righty, but i practice with my left just in case i should lose my right arm.

LOVE LIFE

01. Do you remember your first real relationship:
yes. and it’s an unfortunate memory.
and so was the next one, and the next, et.al.

02. Do you believe in love:
what a stupid question. yes, love exists. so does gas, and i believe in that too. it’s what we do with them that makes no sense.

03. Why did your last relationship fail:
bad taste. take it any way you want.

04. Shortest relationship:
hmmm….hours? less?

05. Have you ever been heartbroken:
yes.

06: Have you ever fallen for your best friend:
no.

08. Have you ever told them:
shhhhhh

09. Are you afraid of commitment:
of course not. i mean, not at the moment.

10. You ever had a secret admirer:
yes. i even got flowers out of it and then i met him. it was sad and depressing. he had these tiny little hands…ugh… i don’t want to think about it.

11. Do you believe in love at first sight:
No.

12. Ever been in love:
ever breathe?

THIS OR THAT

01. Love or money:
love

02. Hard liquor or beer:
please add wine to the list.

03. One night stands or relationships:
depends.

04. Television or internet:
internet

05. Pepsi or coke:
ice tea

06. Wild night out or romantic night in:
there’s a difference?

07. Colored or black and white pictures:
b&w with a little red for effect.

08. Phone or in person:
in person

09. Aim or myspace?:
aim

HAVE YOU EVER

01. Have you ever been caught sneaking out?:
yes.

02. Have you ever skinny dipped?:
i have been skinny dipping, but i quit when i stopped being skinny.

03. Have you ever done something you regret?:
are you kidding? i regret everything! (not really)

04. Have you ever bungee jumped?:
are you nuts!

05. Have you ever been on a house boat?:
no

06. Have you ever finished an entire jaw breaker?:
i guess…jeez

07 Have you ever wanted someone so badly it hurt?:
yes.

08. Have you ever been streaking?:
no. maybe. don’t remember. probably.

09. Have you ever ran away?:
no. i’ve never run away either.

10. Have you ever caught your parents doing it:
no. i tried but they’d shoved the dresser in front of the door so i couldn’t get in their room. i’m sure i ruined the moment though.

RIGHT NOW

01. Are you missing someone right now?:
my mom.

03. Are you talking to anyone right now?:
no

04. Are you bored right now?:
hell yes.

05. Are you German?:
nein

06. Are you Irish?:
no

07. Are you French?:
non

08. Are you Italian?:
si (75%)

09. Are you Norwegian?:
ja (25%)

10. Are you Indian?:
na

11. Are your parents still married?
no, mom died

12. What’s your greatest joy in life?:
art, music, brni, my children, the earth, the moon, the stars

13. Do you have a low self esteem?:
oshit…i know i had one of those around here somewhere…under the couch maybe?

14. Do you get depressed about things easily?:
i did when i was younger. i don’t have time for depression anymore…uses up too much energy and accomplishes nothing. no, no time for it.

15. Do you live life to the fullest?:
sigh. no.

16. Are you comfortable with the way you look?:
not really. although i find i look more interesting than i used to. is ok.

17. How do you dress?
jeans, tshirts, whatever. who cares?

18. Are you scared of growing up old and alone?
ohell, i’m already old. alone? not scared of it, though it would mean i’d be missing my brni.

19. What do you want to be when you grow up?
heh.

20. Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?:
outdoors

21. Favorite seasons:
summer

22. Do you like walking in the rain?
no

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