what’s with all the memes? this is the last one, i swear!

1. If you were to kill a man, horror movie style, which kitchen utensil would you use?
Ice pick.

2. Did you ever swallow a coin?
No.

3. What was the worst gift you’ve ever received?
A little plastic, gold-painted piano with a plastic “diamond” stuck on it. I’m still puzzled about it.

4. What is your most embarrassing childhood memory?
I don’t want to talk about it.

5. How many kids do you want?
I have two grown kids. I have pets. I have a Brni. Isn’t that enough? What more do you want from me?

6. Whats your moms middle name?
Rotillia.

7. Have you ever operated a fire extinguisher?
Not on purpose.

8. Worst car you ever had to drive and why?
This really ugly Chevy Chevette. I hated it. I gave it away.

9. Who do you hate?
The second ex-husband.

10. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of this year?
Something…I dunno…there’s just sooooooo much stuff I want to do.

11. Do you have any reallllly crazy relatives?
No. They are eccentric. Well, except my dad…he’s senile and crazy.

12. Did you ever wake up under the influence of NyQuil, completely unable to move?
Yikes! NO!

13. Are you feeling nostalgic right now?
No. Imissyouall.

14. Did you own a Lite-Brite?
um…is that some sort of diet beer?

15. Can you dive?
Yeah…in fact, some of the best food can be found in dives.

16. Do you own a mouthpiece for anything?
no. is sad.

17. Have you ever used a pogo stick?
YES!!! And I was really good at it. I used to go up and down stairs with it and I would count how many hundreds of times I could hop without stopping and and …

18. Who was the most creative bum you’ve ever met, trying to get some money from you?
My dad. But it wasn’t fair because even when I said no, he took it anyway.

19. Whats your favorite Jelly Belly jelly bean flavor?
eeeeeeewwwwww

20. Favorite food you CRAVE?
rapini (broccoli raab) -or- spicy crunchy tuna roll

21. When was the last time you pulled lint out of your bellybutton?
My bellybutton is lint-free. I can’t even stand the thought….

22. Did you ever use someone else’s toothbrush?
yes.

23. Do you REALLY floss everyday?
heh. but I do have a dental intrument where I chip off the plaque so I don’t have to go to the dentist as much. but floss? not much.

24. What is your favorite cologne/perfume you always wear?
I don’t wear no stinkin’ cologne…but I do indulge in Lavender EO to calm my poor frazzled nerves.

25. If you were on Double Dare, would you take the physical challenge?
huh?

26. What’s the largest living organism that you killed?
I hit a possum. It was awful.

27. Did you ever take a lighting bug and smear its guts on your arm so you get a cool glowing effect like war paint?
NO!!! We made gold rings out of them. I felt guilty. I wasn’t very good at being a kid.

28. What’s the best toy you’ve ever gotten in a McDonalds happy meal?
Look…when I was a kid, McDonalds didn’t have happy meals.

29. If you could be anywhere in the world doing anything right now what would it be?
Santa Fe, NM

30. Can you juggle?
Can you hear the balls drop?

31. How do you feel right now?
eh

32. Do you remember that square candy bar called “Chunky”?
Yes. I knew it was special and tried to like it, but I didn’t really.

33. Predict the length of the next Peter Jackson movie.
Who’s Peter Jackson?

34. What was your favorite toy as a kid?
My pogo stick!

35. Are you willing to go the distance?
maybe…

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